Sunday, October 25, 2009

The Last House on the Left

"The Last House on the Left(R)-Killers rape & leave a girl for dead, then unknowingly go to her folks' house. Hi, Daddy. 8/10 Insinkerators."

Don't criminals know you can't just assume someone's dead when you shoot them? Don't they watch movies? A family heads to their vacation home, and their 17 year-old daughter wants to hang out with her local friend. Her pot-smoking, boy-crazy friend. See where this is going? They get held hostage after trying to buy weed from the killer's non-killer teenage son. Long story short, girls try and escape, killers crash car, kill one girl, leave the other for dead in the lake and find the nearest house to hold up for the night and ride out a storm. Thanks to the smart girl's wrong direction tip, the nearest house is her own. Her parents let the 'accident victims' stay the night in the guest house, and when the girl makes it back to the house, Mom & Dad realize what happened and team up to right the wrong......in the most gruesome, graphic, vengefully awesome ways you can imagine. Oh, yeah, we'll find a use for that broken old microwave yet.



The Last House on the Left(2009)
MPAA Rating: Rated R for sadistic brutal violence including a rape and disturbing images, language, nudity and some drug use.
Run Time: 110 minutes
Director: Dennis Iliadis
Cast: Sara Paxton, Tony Goldwyn, Monica Potter

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