"The Other Boleyn Girl(PG-13)-Dad trades kids to king for prosperity, only to end up like them-dead. 7/10 needless layers of lavish clothing."
Straight messed up. So this duke decides that, since the king's marriage is failing, he'll drop a girl from his family in there in hopes the king will like her and the whole family will live in luxury for the rest of their lives. And, since his sister married down, let's make it one of her daughters, and spread the greed to his brother-in-law. Here's the hitch: like any horny dude not tied down by a piece of paper, the king will look to another when the first gets pregnant. "Hey, Dad, why not send the first girl's sister in there to help our cause? That won't cause any sibling rivalry, or public disgust, or any unhealthy situations or anything." And so entire countries part friends, a king leaves his church (what church has to do with most of this is beyond me), and people are executed all because a dude got excited over a girl, and just HAD to have her.
The Other Boleyn Girl(2008)
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for mature thematic elements, sexual content and some violent images.
Run Time: 115 minutes
Director: Justin Chadwick
Cast: Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Eric Bana
Saturday, October 24, 2009
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